duminică, 2 februarie 2014

SEFEU #11 OFFICIAL

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sâmbătă, 16 noiembrie 2013

CALL FOR CAFT



CAFTRONICS
TRIMITE LA > sefeucorps{at}gmail.com

SEFEU 11 ESTE IN SHEANTIER. SE CONTUREAZA UN VOLUM EPIC, CA SHPARGATU LU VANDAM. DIN PACATE, SEFEU NU A AVUT LA DISPOZITIE ATATA COCAINA IN ANII '90, ASA CA TREBUIE SA SE MULTUMEASCA CU PROPRII HORMONI DE SECRETIE A COMICSULUI PUR.

INDIVIDUALITATILE SAU COLECTIVITATILE CARE DORESC SA IA PARTE LA MAREATA INTREPRINDERE DE FABRICARE  A SEFEULUI ROMANESC SI A BENZII DESENATE DE ULTIMA SPETZA, SUNT INVITATSI/E SA MEDITEZE ASUPRA TEMEI BULELII.

URMATORUL NUMAR SE VA PREOCUPA CU CONFRUNTARI INTRERCORPORALE DEVASTATOARE, BATAI SORA CU MOARTEA, BATE PESTE MECLA, MINERIADE DE SUFRAGERIE SHI PEDEPSE CORPORALE EDUCATIVE - NUMAI SI NUMAI CAFTURI.

IN CE PRIVESTE ASPECTUL ANTICIPATIV CARE ESTE INTOTDEAUNA LA RADACINA ACESTUI FANZIN, VOM IMPINGE LA LIMITA CONCEPTUL DE CAFTRONICS - O SPECIE DE LABAREALA TEORETICA CU VAGI LEGATURI IN DOMENIUL SUBLIM AL AMPLIFICARII ARTIFICIALE A CORECTIEI FIZICE IN CONDITIILE VAPORWAVEULUI SI A DEMOCRATIEI SUPREME POST-GAMING.


vineri, 16 august 2013

DE UNDE MAI POATE VENI SALVAREA BENZII DESENATE ROMANESHTI CU ADEVARAT IMPORTANTE, IN CONDITIILE TRADARII DE CLASA ?

SUPER-RETZEAUA DE INEPTZI LIPSITZI DE ORIGINALITATE, ANGAJATZI INTR-O INTREPRINDERE ON-LINE DISTRUGATOARE DE VISURI, NUMITA COMICSURI.RO CONTINUA SA ATACE ACEST ADEVARAT SEDIU AL INDEPENDENTEI ARTISTICE DE LA NOI, BLOGUL SEFEU(ORIGINAL).

SUNTEM DOAR NISHTE BLOGGERI, DAR NOI SUNTEM PRIMII, ADEVARATZII, BOMBA BOMBELOR SHI NIMENI NU NE POATE LUA ACEST DREPT CU ADEVARAT RECUNOSCUT DE CATRE ORICE LEGE DE PE LUMEA ASTA - INCLUSIV DE DUMNEZEU, CARE A ZIS SHI EL CATEVA CHESTII IMPORTANTE PE MARGINEA DREPTULUI DE AUTOR LA UN MOMENT DAT.

ADEVARATUL SEFEU NU ESTE UN SISTEM ORGANIZAT SHI NICI O ASOCIERE STEARPA BAZATA PE RELATZII BIROCRATICE DUBIOASE.
SEFEU NU COLABOREAZA CU STATUL SHI NICI CU PUTEREA CARE GUVERNEAZA IN MOD ABUZIV(SE POATE DOVEDI ISTORIC, DAR SHI LOGIC PRIN PROBLEMA ORIGINII PROPRIETATZII).
ASTA NU INSEAMNA CA SEFEU NU ESTE O ORGANIZATZIE ORIENTATA SPRE PROFIT, CI CA SEFEU ESTE CU ATAT MAI MULT, NUMAI  PROFIT.

CALEA ANARHISMULUI AUTONOMIST PRE-CULTURAL ARE O SINGURA POSIBILA CONCLUZIE, SALVATOARE SHI DATATOARE DE VIATZA! BURGHEZII JALNICI DIN SPATELE COMICSURI.RO, CARE FALSIFICA IN MOD SISTEMATIC REVOLUTZIA ADEVARATA, SE IMBRACA CU HAINE SCUMPE SHI BEAU NUMAI VIN ADEVARAT FARA SULFITZI - SUNT PROBLEMA LA CARE SEFEUL ADEVARAT ESTE SOLUTZIA.

IN ZADAR VOR INCERCA ACESHTI AMATORI SA PREIA INITZIATIVA, PENTRU CA NU AU NICI CEA MAI MICA IDEE DESPRE CUM ARATA CEEA CE DENUMESHTE ACEST CUVANT.
SURSA SIGURA DE COMICS PUR ESTE IN MAINILE NOASTRE. DEFAIMAREA NU POATE AVEA EFECT ASUPRA NOASTRA.

NU NE-AM PERVERTIT IDEALURILE PRIN ASOCIEREA CU FORTZELE GUVERNAMENTALE, CU TOATE CA O BUNA PARTE DIN MATERIALUL PE CARE L-AM PRODUS DE-A LUNGUL ANILOR A FOST DETURNAT SHI INCLUS INTR-O ANTOLOGIE MARCATA DE BANI CURATZITZI PRIN PUTEREA MARELUI OPRESOR NATZIONAL.

NU VOM TRADA NICIODATA CAUZA, CU TOATE CA NU AVEM UNA!





sâmbătă, 10 august 2013

<[RAPORT URGENT]> TRADARE ANARHISTO-CORPORATISTA DE CEA MAI JOASA SPECIE


DUPA CUM SHTIE LUMEA FAMILIARIZATA CU TOT COMICSU ROMANESC ADEVARAT(SI PRIN URMARE CU ACEST BLOG DE MARE TRADITZIE), PE PARCURSUL ULTIMEI DECADE AM SUSTZINUT CU PUTERI SUPRAOMENESHTI SCENA CONTEMPORANA DE COMICS ANTI-UMANIST ROMANESC - MEDIU GRAV AFECTAT SUB MULTIPLE ASPECTE, AFLAT INTR-O ATROFIE DE-A DREPTUL DEPRIMANTA( PANA LA LACRIMI FIERBINTZI). AVAND SUCCESUL DE NISHA ASIGURAT, URMA SA MIGRAM INTR-O NOUA FAZA A AUTOPUBLICARII MILITANTE, DINCOLO DE ANARHISMUL PATRIMONIAL PUR - INSPRE CULMILE CORPORATISTE ALE DOMENIULUI ARTISTIC PARTAJAT PRIN VIOLENTZA MARSHANDIZATOARE.

SUNTEM NEVOITZI SA VA INSHTIINTZAM CA AM FOST VICTIMELE UNUI NERUSHINAT ACT DE TRADARE, UN ATENTAT LA PROPRIA NOASTRA VALOARE SUBSTANTIALA.
UN SITE OARECARE ASOCIAT CU CENACLUL SEFEU A DECIS SA IGNORE CU DESAVARSIRE LINIA PRINCIPALA A CENACLULUI(ADOPTATA IN UNANIMITATE DE CATRE MEMBRII CU VECHIME).

SEFEU #10 A FOST PUBLICAT ON/LINE PE COMICSURI.RO FARA ACORDUL PRINCIPALILOR AGENTZI CARE AU CONTRIBUIT LA FORMAREA SA, DISTRUGANDU-SE ASTFEL O LANSARE EPOCALA, PLINA DE SURPRIZE, CARE AR FI URMAT SA AIBA LOC IN VIITORUL APROPIAT.

IN MOD OFICIAL, ACEST BLOG - SURSA ORIGINALA DE SEFEU, IZVORUL TAMADUIRII DE COMICS ROMANESC - SE DISOCIAZA IN TOTALITATE SI IN MOD COMPLET IREVERSIBIL DE SITE-UL COMICSURI.RO, DE MODERATORII ACESTUI SITE, DE APROPIATII ACESTUI SITE SI DE TOATE PERSOANELE CARE S-AU ASOCIAT SAU SE VOR ASOCIA VREODATA CU ACEASTA PLATFORMA ONLINE TRADATOARE, NERUSHINATA. INGRATA SI PROFITOARE.

luni, 5 august 2013

SEFEU X


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>>>NOUL SEFEU ESTE LIBER PE PIATZA.
SEFEUL ACESTA CONTZINE, PENTRU PRIMA OARA IN ISTORIA SA, SEFEURI ROMANESTI (SI DRAME SCI-FI SUPER LACRIMOGENE).
ACEST SEFEU ESTE ULTRACORPORATIST, DECI NU PUTETI PRIMI PE MOCA DECAT O PREVIZUALIZARE LIMITATA A CONTINUTULUI REVISTEI.

URMATI INSTRUCTIUNILE INTERNATIONALE(IN ENGLEZHA)

>>>THE NEW SEFEU IS OUT ON THE ART MARKET.
THIS SEFEU CONTAINS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ITS GLORIOUS HISTORY ACTUAL SCI/FI CONTENT.
SCI-FI MELODRAMAS AVAILABLE.
FROM NOW ON SEFEU IS ULTRACORPORATE, SO IT EXPECTS COPIOUS RETURNS FOR THE VALUE INVESTED (SO ARTISTICALLY) IN ITS CONTENT. YOU CAN ONLY ACCES A LIMITED PREVIEW ONLINE(1/4 - SO A LOT, SAY THANKS)

SEFEU X(10), B/W, 60PG
AVAILABLE BY REQUEST
(APPLICANTZ MUST FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS PROVIDED IN THE REPLY AND A SECRET FAN QUIZZ)

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duminică, 3 martie 2013

SEFEU 1SSU3 999(ONLY 9)


SEFEU 9 IS OUT BITCHESS. READ IT HERE, DOWNLOAD IT AND PRINT IT YOURSELVES CAUSE WE AIN;T GOT TIME CAUSE WE/RE MAKING MONEY WITH HOES AND PONIES, LIKE TRUE MASTERS DO ALL THE TIME, BUT ONLY FROM TIME TO TIME. WE AIN'T GOT TIME TO REST AND DRAW, BUT WHEN THE PILLS GET SOUR WE'RE COMING DOWN FROM THE BUST AND ISSUE ONE OF THESE BABY 4 ALL YOU NOOBS OUT THERE TO BE AMAZED AT HOW AWESOME THIS CAN BE WHEN YOU'RE NOT THINKING JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN, LET YOUR HANDS GO AND YOUR ASS WILL FOLLOW.

duminică, 30 septembrie 2012

AWESOME HOT CHIC SEFEU TSHIRTS - UNIQUE DEAL OPPORTUNITY

SEFELOG HAS AWAKEN FOR YOU MORTALS ONCE MORE.
HEED MY CAAAHAALL.

!!! TO ALL OUR AWESOME AND DESERVING FANS OUT THERE!!!

AN UNIQUE OPPORTUNITY HAS RISEN FOR THE LUCKIESt OF Y'ALL TO BECOME OWNERS OF RARE UNDERGROUND/INDEPENDENT/ANARCHOSYNDICALYSTICK MEMORABILIA!
general view of an m-sized T

--PROMOTIONAL TSHIRTS BEARING THE SEFEU BRAND ON A DICK/NOT A STICK, ARE NOW ON SALE!!

detail with the custom made semenfont  that brands the tshirt, setting this piece of clothing among the elite of  our proud contemporary romanian undergroundware 

-- 100% POLYESTER, TRASHPOWER LONGCUT NECKS AND SHORTENED SLEEVES, IN ACCORDANCE WITH THE LATEST LATINODRAG FASHION STYLE BEARABLE FOR HUMAN WEARING!!

-- DO NOT HESITATE! AVAILABLE IN S,M AND XL( BE AWARE THAT THE SEFEU RITUALISTIC DICK IS THE SAME SIZE ON ALL OF THEM THOUGH).

special dedication on the inside back of the tshirt, available only in scientific romanian dialect.

-- ANYWAY, POWERFUL PHALOCENTRIC VIBES ARE GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU HOT ARDENT FANS OF UNDERGROUND GORY COMICS BECOME THE CENTER OF THE ATTENTION AT ALL THE HOT PARTIES YOU'LL BE ATTENDING(AND TOTALLY OVERSWEATING IN TEXTILIZED PLASTIC) !!

-- SUPERCHIC TOTALLY WEARABLE CONTEMPORARY MULTI-USE HIGH-TRAFFIC SUPERWEAR-RESISTANT TOTE BAGS ARE ALSO AVAILABLE WITH ARGUABLY THEIR GREATEST ADVANTAGE OF  BEING CHEAPER.


-- THE TSHIRTS GO FOR THE PRICE OF 50 ROMANIAN LEIS, THE EQUIVALENT OF 11.0299 EUROS

-- TOTEBAGS GO FOR THE PRICE OF 30 ROMANIAN LEIS, THE EQUIVALENT OF 6.6179 EUROS

ORDERS AT sefeucorps@gmail.com

miercuri, 30 mai 2012

joi, 20 octombrie 2011

10 RON BUCATA





FEW LEFT YOU BITCHES
120 pages of irrelevant good comics and high art; also.


10 RON BUCATA

duminică, 4 septembrie 2011

SEFEU NUMARUL CINCI (5)


IT'S OUT ON TEH STREETS , IN TEH GUTTERS, DOWN BELOW SEA LEVEL OR SEWER LEVEL - SECOND RATE UNDERGROUND COMICS CAPABLE OF PRODUCING IN READERS ASTOUNDING HYSTERICAL METANOIA .

THANKS ALL TEH BRAVE MEN AND COURAGEOS GIRLS WHO CHECKED THEMSELVES IN. BRUCE LEE WOULD BE PROUD OF YOU, BUT HE GOT SHOT MISHELESHTE.

COPIES ARE CIRCULATING, JUST BE ON THE PROWL AT THE RIGHT TIME, TO GET YOUR CHEAP, BADPRINT, SEMI-LUGUBRIOUS HARCOPY : MANUALLY HAND-BOUND WITH DRAGONIC SEMEN ( AND THAT WOULD BE EDIBLE PRELANDEZ ).

marți, 12 aprilie 2011

LANS ARE___DE___LANS ARE




SAMBATA ASTA SE LANSEAZA PE BUNE O REVISTA. LANSAM DIRECT NUMARU PATRU FIINDCA E TOT CE AVEM LA MOMENTUL ACESTA. AVEM VREO 4 EXEMPLARE, DA SINT BUNE .
NU FACEM PROIECTII, DAR AM VREA (NU SINT PRIZE SI AIA DE LA PRIMARIE NU VOR SA MONTEZE SPECIAL PENTRU LANSARE). DACA VRETI SA VENITI IMBRACATI IN COSPLAYEREALA, O SA MEARGA BINE CU HOMEBOYEII DE PRIN ZONA( PRIETENII NOSTRI 4EVA ).
NU AVEM SPONSORI DAR S=AR PUTEA SA FIE UN CASETOFON PE BATERII.
SI VREO CATEVA PETURI.

A DA. SI UN BANNER CEVA , DACA AM CHEF SA IL FAC. ORICUM TRE SA IASA O FAZA, ZONA ARATA FOARTE ECO SI BIO SI TOT CE VA PLACE-VEZI FOTO.(NU APASATI ESC CA NU FUNCTIONEAZA)


PUTEM SA NE INTALNIM AICI IN FATA LA GARDENSURILE ASTEA INALTE DE LUX LA MANA A PAISPEA, USOR DE OCHIT DACA NU AI MAI FOST PRIN ZONA. INSTRUCTIUNILE GRAFICE EXPLICITE :








vineri, 8 aprilie 2011

§§.S.§.E.§.F.§.E.§.U.§§ ::: NUMVER 4

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ROMANIAN COMECS, THAT IS COMICS WITH AN "E"
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WE ARE TERRIBLY EXCITED BY HUGE BREASTS, AND BY THE OPPORTUNITY TO BRING YOU THIS NEXT, LATE BLOOMER, ISSUE : IT STANDS OUT FROM THE FLOCK OF GOOD QUALITY, HIGHDEPTH, SUPERB MAGAZINES OUT THERE TODAYS, BY BEING
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IT TRULY COMES WITH S O M E GOOD DRAWINGS INSIDES, AND OBSSESSIVE PHARRANOIA ASIDE, O N L Y BECAUSE THE ART//\\WORKERS DON'T HAWE A SOCIAL LIFE AND SO THEY JUST DRAW HIGLY ELABORATE PIECES OF INCONSEQUENT BODY INTERACTION PATTERNS.


NEEEXT, APOCALYPTIKS AD 2012 EXTRAVAGANZZA !
NEEEXT, APOCALYPTIKS AD 2012 EXTRAVAGANZZA !
NOT COMING SOON !
NOT COMING SOON !
NOT COMING SOON !











duminică, 17 octombrie 2010

S E F E U TR EI


IF THIS IS A FISH :




THEN THIS IS SEFEU ISIU 3RD:





teh read/onlain wersion is be found ath these site and pdf downloud is alsso possible, but , also any perszon who is interested in buying a copy of romoanian anglo=sardonic comics cando so by makin high/profile email exposition about it to us and we may send yu one in real mail once teh info bout location is passedon to us by yo.








miercuri, 4 august 2010


the New New Adventures coming right up, out of lazyness and procrastination galore !

duminică, 25 iulie 2010

//S//N//I\\K\\T\\ P E A K


COMING SOON BUT NOT VERY SOON

                                                                         "S.E.F.E.U."  III


P.S. NICE STUFF FROM NICE PEOPLE  : ILLUSTRATED TRASH IS PLEASED TO BE ON SUCH LOW QUALITY PAPER. JUNK IN THE TRUNK AND COMIX FOR THE ENEMIES

joi, 20 mai 2010

S<> E<> F<> E<> U<> 2


just like in {{{GAME OF DEATH}}}, we are climbing through floors in this epic trash-post-postmodern construction(EARTH), kicking ass on a stairway to heavyness and drawing comics, cause that IS                                            

                                               [AWESOME]


 





S E F E U 2 is  out there , hardcopies exyst and will exyst for some time, but we cannot give you any information about where you could find 'em, because we don't know either.
(see link below for virtual version)


nu stim exact, speram sa gasim un loc public sa distribuim M A R F A,  evitand patrula care vrea sa ne ia impozit :





UNTIL WIDESPREAD DISTRIBUTION ACROSS THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE, HERE IS THE LINK TO DIJITAL VERSSION(pdf or sum kind of soft that allows yu to read onlyne):

S...E...F...E...U...2



joi, 15 aprilie 2010

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Stefan cel Mare si Sfant as Frank Zappa, recommends sefeu afrom beyond the grave

marți, 16 martie 2010

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cateva date despre ce ar trebui sa se intample cu publicatia titulara, dar si despre expansionul SEFEU-ului si anume realizarea glorioasa cunoscuta pana in ghetourile de imigranti din marsilia, """COAPSE"""

only english wersion

CLARIFICATIONS FOR THE TIME BEING: SEFEU CORPORATION IS ASKING POTENTIAL(ANYBODY) COPYLEFT LOW-FI CREATORS OF COMICS/MANGA/BD(THIS IS STUPID BUT PEOPLE BILIVE THERES A DIFFERANCE(derrida lol)) TO DRAW CRAPPY AND UNINTELIGIBLE COMICS AND TO SEND THEM SO WE WILL PUBLISH NUMERO DOS WITH XEROX-STYLE MULTIPLICATION TECHNIQUES AND THEN NOT SELL IT TO... ANYBODY BUT GIVE THEM AWAY RANDOMLY. LIMITED RELEASE OF COURSE.

CLARIFICATION NO2 : COAPSE IDEA IZ ABOUT A SECRET NETWORK OF COMICS PRODUCERS INSIDE OUR TERRITORY OF SHEEP RIDING TRADITIONZ, EXCHANGING THEIR PRODUCTS(ZINES/FANZINES/CHEESE PRODUCTION TUTORIALS, WHATEVER), VIA HARDWARE MAIL PROVIDERS, CREATING A COPYLEFT MARKET (PIATA CU SCHIMBUL IN NATURA), OF COMICS INSIDE ROMANIA, IN PRINCIPLE. OH YEAH . WTF MAYBE IT WORKS. (LINK BELOW)

CONCLUZION FOR THE TIME BEING: MAYBE THERE ARE NO POTENTIAL ZINES OR MANGA FREAKS IN ROMANIA AND THIS STUFF WILL JUST FADE AWAY AND I WILL GET A JOB OR WHATEVER, BUT THAT WILL JUST MEAN THAT I WAS RIGHT AND ALL THE MANGAKA WANNABEES ARE LAME AND HAVE NO BALLS.

HERE IS LINK TO ONLINE READING(ROMANIAN HAHA) :

                                              C|O|A|P|S|E|M|A|G|A|Z|A|I|N|E|

marți, 29 iulie 2008

numero uno



aceasta este reproducerea copertii color.
in spatele ei sunt ceva pagini cu benzi desenate.
aceste benzi desenate sunt alb negru.
autorii sunt trei la numar, sunt romani si cand le e sete beau apa.
din cauza unuia dintre ei revista ar putea lua numele de fanzin.

sectiunea shareware:

pdf :          .....S E F E U ....

URA!